According to my research, Free Speech Alley will feature some wonderful people tomorrow who know you are going to hell. One of my favorite pastimes is observing and/or provoking such people in their natural habitats. According to my readings, you are going to hell if you are any of the following:
- Fornicator
- Rock ‘n’ roller
- Sodomite
- Feminist
- False Religionist
- Drunkard
- Doper
If you’re like me and can fit into just about every single one of these categories, come join me for a pre-hell party/IRL trolling session tomorrow in Free Speech Alley at the LSU Union. I’ll be there around 10:30 A.M. and stay for a while, as it’s supposed to be a lovely day. My partner in crime, saltwaterandsunshine, will also show her lovely face later on.
I will bring COOKIES and the biggest trollface I can print out (Credit to hatecrimesandcanadiandimes for the amazing idea!). I might also suggest a nametag listing your proud reason for your eternal time in hell.
It should be a fun time. Don’t worry about being awkward because I sure as hell will be. :D
RSVP to this post. Or just show up and look for Internet People.
-Heidi
HEIDI ECKERT I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY LIFE. SEE YOU IN 30!
Fuck My Life, I’m in class right now!!
